Sitting on that road for nearly an hour = Stupid!
Sitting on that road for nearly two hours = Stupid!
Me deciding to make the right turn onto that road (instead of going my normal route) last night = So Stupid!
Stringing the jumper cables between a vehicle in the northbound lane and a vehicle in the southbound lane to effectively block traffic in both directions instead of pulling off to the side of that road = You’ve-Got-to-Be-Kidding-Me Stupid!
Running in the car lane on that road last night = Amazingly Stupid!
(Note: I don’t think this person was actually jogging but what the heck was she doing?)
Jumping out of your slid-to-the-side car on that road and standing with your back to traffic completely unaware that a less experienced driver than me who had less than my brand-new tires would not have been able to avoid running you over = Stupid.
Cutting in front of me from the left-hand turn lane to turn onto that road and then immediately making an unbelievable clusterf*ckian U-turn in the midst of complete and utter gridlock with no turning radius = You smart bastard.
Announcing on the radio at 4:10 p.m. (with traffic already at a dead stop) that there might be some snow in the area later = Stupid!
Running commercials about how great and amazing and vital your Awesome Major Weather Storm Predictor Six Thousand segment is, while I’m desperately seeking a morsel of info about today’s weather and commute: Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid!
Tailgating in this kind of weather = Stupid #%*! ##!^ **!!!! Stupid.
Driving 70+ on 279 this morning = Darwin-award-winning stupid!
Winter = Stupid!
Snow = Stupid!
Groundhog = Stupid!
Gloves, boots, hats = Stupid-Stupid-Stupid!
Salt on my car = Stupid!
Shoveling my driveway = Stupid!
Having a day off when your job is snow removal = Totally the Most Stupid Stupid-thing Ever in all the Stupid History of Stupidville!
February 22, 2011 at 5:52 am
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Snow Is Stupid
Sitting on that road for nearly an hour = Stupid!
Sitting on that road for nearly two hours = Stupid!
Me deciding to make the right turn onto that road (instead of going my normal route) last night = So Stupid!
Stringing the jumper cables between a vehicle in the northbound lane and a vehicle in the southbound lane to effectively block traffic in both directions instead of pulling off to the side of that road = You’ve-Got-to-Be-Kidding-Me Stupid!
Running in the car lane on that road last night = Amazingly Stupid!
(Note: I don’t think this person was actually jogging but what the heck was she doing?)
Jumping out of your slid-to-the-side car on that road and standing with your back to traffic completely unaware that a less experienced driver than me who had less than my brand-new tires would not have been able to avoid running you over = Stupid.
Cutting in front of me from the left-hand turn lane to turn onto that road and then immediately making an unbelievable clusterf*ckian U-turn in the midst of complete and utter gridlock with no turning radius = You smart bastard.
Announcing on the radio at 4:10 p.m. (with traffic already at a dead stop) that there might be some snow in the area later = Stupid!
Running commercials about how great and amazing and vital your Awesome Major Weather Storm Predictor Six Thousand segment is, while I’m desperately seeking a morsel of info about today’s weather and commute: Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid!
Tailgating in this kind of weather = Stupid #%*! ##!^ **!!!! Stupid.
Driving 70+ on 279 this morning = Darwin-award-winning stupid!
Winter = Stupid!
Snow = Stupid!
Groundhog = Stupid!
Gloves, boots, hats = Stupid-Stupid-Stupid!
Salt on my car = Stupid!
Shoveling my driveway = Stupid!
Having a day off when your job is snow removal = Totally the Most Stupid Stupid-thing Ever in all the Stupid History of Stupidville!
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